Friday 7 September 2007

The Best Ribs...and ive just finished a bottle of wine (hence the rant!)

This evening i had the pleasure of eating the best ribs i have ever had.

It was a wonderful experience, now, im not a guy who recommends stuff, a number of my close friends have mentioned that I very middle of the road , sit on the fence kinda guy, ,and even though i am passionate about a lot of things i very rarely say something is awesome.

Sooo, it is with great pleasure this evening , i can recommend, Ribs in a Honey sauce from the Taste of China in Garforth Main Street, in Leeds.

Now.. please,, dont blame me if you try these out and they dont float your boat,, fizzle your wizzle or do any of that stuff that you always felt uncomfortable telling your girlfriend felt sooo good but also at the sametime kinda felt wrong.........


These ribs come in small pieces, the meat is melt in your mouth tender. they are the best ribs i have experienced, bear in mind i did have some issues, the sauce was a little hot for my lilking, and some of the ribs had a little fat, but ill be honest, these are the least fatty ive had.


Any way, while we are on the subject, how come people always have issues recommending stuff, i mean, honestly,, this is one of the reasons i very rearly say,, that film was shit hot,, or that meal was fucking great,.. or, yea,, that little dwarf guy could really shake his little tiny ass like he really didnt care.

I assume its cause if someone recommends something,, the person you recommend to may have different standards and assume that their crap is your good, ,, i mean think about it, ever been to see a film that a friend said was awesome but was really just dullllll,

It could aslo be that people are afraid to recommend something incase they get the piss taken out of them,.

Its a shame that people cant say " I think this is good", while having a slight fear that they maybe mocked, or picked on.

I mean ,,,fuck me, i got picked on at school cause i liked the beach boys.. . . . (for their music might i add). . and still now get mocked cause i feel they had more influence of popular music that The Beatles. ...(topical,, i know!)

anyway,,....


heres my latest top 10 of stuff ive enjoyed lately.. (in no specific order)


1: The ribs from Taste of China Garforth,(Which i might add was an eatery reccomeneded by a dolphin friend of mine. IF he has trouble eating chicken tikka marsala with those flippers, how does he manage prawn crackers?come to think of it , how does he pleasure his good self. )

2: A fruity little bottle of wine that my significant other bought me. Fraking great.

3: Battle star galactica season three,, who saw that coming,, honestly? Its darker than the underside of a fat mans scrotum..

4:Crying with laughter while at pub quiz with close friends and discussions that centred around the English language and a family fortunes type quiz. (i dont know if that counts as a recommendation, but if i could recommend that people hang around with my friends i would)

5: My significant other in small skimpy pants, still makes me stare. . . (again, can i recommend other people check out my significant other in skimpy pants,, maybe not, but trust me when i say,, !!!!!!!!)

6:Gordon Ramsys book entitled Humble pie. . good book . http://www.amazon.co.uk/Humble-Pie-Gordon-Ramsay/dp/0007229674

7: Adopting a kitten thats turned out to be the most grown up thing ive ever done,, however be aware, an animal aint just for while its a small bundle of fur that trys to make noises like a little bird. it also has to be looked after while trying to chew your toes at 6am on a morning and biting your nose.


8: Family Guy,, its wrong but sooo right,

9:Clerks Two,, "fugly,," Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica." http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/

10: Chris evens on radio 2 on an evening,, no matter how im feeling this guy seems to cheer me up, its like hes the happiest guy in the world and he wants you to be a part of it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/evans/

Until next time,,,, , ,