We had a wasps nest,,, well,. i think we had one,,,, we could still have one.
So lets go through the events that lead to todays climax,,
1, entertaining myself in the bathroom and I hear a click, click, click, sound, nowt in the bathroom..
2, I open the bathroom window and scream like a girl. Wasps!!!!!!!
3, Closed the window, stopped screaming like a girl, checked to see i was still a man and my jewels were still in place.
4, went downstairs to look at the wasps popping in and out of a little hole in the window lining
5, (sunday),, called in a professional, he came to the house, later than planned. Made some small talk. He did the business with some kind of spray,,he drank a cup of tea, i paid the man.
6, wasp bloke mentioned that they may be a bit pissed off for the rest of the day, so ill be dammed if im going out side till tomorrow. then he left.
and thats the story of the wasps, not a children's book i know,, but i suppose it could be,.
lets see if the wasps have gone tomorrow when i pluck up the courage to venture out into the open. . .
until next time..
when i mentiond that i screamed like a girl,, it was a very manly girl. .
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the most important thing you have to remember about wasps is that they all use Faceparty and MySpace. as we speak theyre more than certainly networking with 10,000 of their insectoid friends and using forums to let others know how badly theyve been treated by you.
By tomorrow afternoon, i'd expect to see a swarm in the shape of the words 'colin tuttle must die' floating towards your home, blocking out the sun as they pass, humming the Ride Of The Valkyries as they bombard your home, your pets and your private parts.
Smylexx,, thank you for your kind words however i think ill be fine,,
as i have wings of steel and some kinda beep raider thing that will have the wasps turning on their little stings right back to where they came from,,
you dig?
i hope by "entertaining" you mean singing in the mirror/flexing, or making potions from all the products in the bathroom.?!
Entertainment can be viewed in soooo many ways,,, i belive on this occasion i may have been doing one of two things,,,
1,, reading up on that whole god particle thingy ma bob, whatdya ma call it...
or
2,, Saying Hi to my monster..
He lives behind the bath,, lovely little guy,, i believe hes misunderstood...
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