And quite frankly im a little disappointed.. .
so you dont shave for a day or two,, and the little whiskers really push through,, make you question why you shave in the first place..
Give them a week and they start getting lazy,,,
I mean im giving these guys the opportunity for freedom,. to wave in the breeze while i sit in my car with the blowers on ,,, to let them attack my mrs when we hug. Why oh Why will they only make an effort till the 2nd or 3rd day,,
is it because they think that they have won war?
"Were free guys,, lets sit here in the sun,, but not attract too much attention in case someone spots us!"
who knows.. ,, if any one does please let me know,,
i think from next week i shall start a beard diary,, detailing every aspect of the beard experience,, ITV would pay for that.. .
some of you ,, well, when i say some of you , i mean the two maybe three of you..
not including the porpoise and the guy who stumbles across the blog while looking for porn after ten pints.. . i mean, just type Corn in Google!.. youll get there eventually my good friend..
i mean the other people,,maybe wondering why i want to grow a beard,,,,
well its all to do with a few good experiences with bearded men,,( i know what your thinking,,.. but not this time,,,)
Bearded men always seem to know what they are doing,, you work with a guy on a job, if your not sure of an answer for something,, ask the guy with the beard he'll know.. its always the case..
trust me ,, find a guy with a beard,, preferable one without holes in his socks standing in the street with nothing but a rubber chicken in his hand.. .. ask him a question,, odds on he'll know the answer,
and lets look at the great people of our time who had beards..
Abraham Lincoln,, beard tastic..
Plato,, beard alicious..
Obi won kenobi,, beard a chlorian
ray lamontagne beard ,,, a whooole lot a beard....
it mainly commands respect. .
and to add a little spice to the mix,, check the pictures of beard types below,
2 comments:
Peter Sutcliffe had a particularly nice facial carpet which helped conceal his 'I Hate Women' tattoo which would probably have been a dead giveaway.
Gn*mes also have beards as a way of hiding their fangs.
In gay terms, a 'Beard' is slang for when a man known to be homosexual gets married or has a girlfriend.
"ooh get her! Who's that with Peter?"
"Well deary, that's Diane, his new beard!"
"Oohh, i'll scratch her eyes out..."
etc..etc...
rumour has it that youve already abandoned the beard wearing lifestyle... as a compromise, may i suggest a comedy moustache and glasses combination?
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